i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

get out

(via versace-taught-me)

urbancatfitters:

“you’re only doing that for attention”

well yeah

(via christianmingle)

internetexplorers:

ican-t-believe-i-actually:

internetexplorers:

look you lil bitch

your URL though you can’t deny it fits perfectly

son of a bitch

(via stop-forgetting-to-remember)

if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me

(via christianmingle)

foxnewsofficial:

i’m not like other girls i’m a boy

(via penis-hilton)